Wanted: “Good-Looking” Landlord Seeks $100 Seminude Female Roommate
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Thanks to A Brooklyn Lad for forwarding this creepy Craigslist ad “$100 Great offer for open minded woman (East Village)“:
I live alone in the East Village, and have an empty bedroom and a lot of space. I am offering the empty room w/private bathroom for only $100 a month. Here is the catch…of course there is a catch. I’m a white late 20′s guy that works in finance. I work A LOT and therefore my social life has become nonexistent. So, I want to add a little bit of excitement to my life. I would like to rent the room to a woman between the age of 18-27. You should be a free spirited, liberal minded person who is very open minded. I would like you to be a slim attractive girl who is OK with occasionally walking around or hanging out in her underwear < ---yes...that would be the slightly crazy part.
I especially like the end of the ad, which includes a photo and the line:
PLEASE do NOT respond by saying “WHY WOULD A GUY AS GOOD LOOKING AS YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS”. We all have our reasons…..Thanks
This has got to be a joke, right?
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$100 Great offer for open minded woman (East Village) (Craigslist)
2 Comments
May 9th, 2008 at 6:36 am
As a pair of married chaps, you two are heavily into craigs list. I recommend a holiday on the Amalfi Coast… there is a restaurant in Capri called La Pergola which has a terrace looking out to sea and, beyond that, the lights of Naples and the Silhouette of Vesuvious… have dinner there with your good ladies and you won’t need to trawl through this seedy list for your jollies…
May 12th, 2008 at 4:50 am
Ha, ha. Gotta love craigslist! This guy has been posting that ad for at least a year that I know of. Unfortunately, I’ve seen worse ads than that from some pretty sick and desperate people.