Paul Berger is a staff writer at The Forward. His articles have appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, The (London) Times, The Daily and Guardian.co.uk.

Oct
15

The British Birth Partner

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Congratulations to A Brit Out of Water, who recently became a father! I think he may still be in the dog house with his partner, though, judging by today’s blog post recounting the home birth and subsequent two weeks:

Day two
I’m no expert, but nowhere in the baby manuals do they generally say “if you give birth after midnight, and get to bed at 4am, you should move house later that morning.” But the winning combination of a baby turning up 11 days late, and my wife having an idiotic husband, conspired to cause the movers to turn up less than nine hours after the birth. Suffice to say that my name was mud for some considerable time afterwards.

Day seven
Let me give you some marriage guidance advice, should you need it. If you have a child, and you move house on the same day, you’re going to be unpopular. If you then spend a day on telephone calls as you attempt to organize a conference for your company’s senior management team the following week, you should probably keep your suitcases close by just in case.

Fourteen days that changed the world (A Brit Out of Water)

2 Comments

1

Suffice to say that I am going to buy something very sparkly today…!

2

Just to be on the safe side, make sure it comes in one of those pale blue boxes.

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