Open Source Media launch has put me behind on a number of projects. I leave you with some responsible spam from Mcsweeney's (via Pogue's Posts):
From: Maybelline Kane Subject: What time is it? Hey, you, I'm blond, gorgeous, and I just turned 18!
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Responsible Spam

By pdberger

Yesterday’s Open Source Media launch has put me behind on a number of projects. I leave you with some responsible spam from Mcsweeney’s (via Pogue’s Posts):

From: Maybelline Kane
Subject: What time is it?

Hey, you, I’m blond, gorgeous, and I just turned 18! I set up a webcam in my bedroom so people could watch me 24/7! However, the more I thought about it, the more the whole thing seemed kind of creepy and demeaning. So I scrapped that idea.

From: Confidence D. Riblet
Subject: engorge

Love life letting you down?

Can’t SATISFY your woman?

Perhaps the two of you should sit down and discuss the issue. By opening the lines of communication, your relationship (and, not incidentally, your love life) will improve tremendously.

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2 Comments

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Ex post facto live memory blogging

I arrived late to yesterday’s Open Source Media launch, so I missed Jeff Goldstein’s keynote address (although Roger L. Simon filled me in). But I had a wonderful time yesterday. I have no idea what to expect from Open Source…

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Hey, we sat next to each other, but I caught up in a discussion with the people on my right and never got around to talking to you. It was a nice launch though.

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