Paul Berger is a staff writer at The Forward. His articles have appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, The (London) Times, The Daily and Guardian.co.uk.

May
21

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Does Lou Dobbs have the whitest teeth in television? This YouTube video really doesn’t do his mouth justice. Today, on the HDTVs at the gym his teeth looked whiter than the stripes of the flag flapping patriotically in the background. I couldn’t take my eyes off them. Perhaps it’s a ploy to distract from the bile coming out of his mouth?

UPDATE: A tipster writes, “Dobbs not only had his teeth whitened for HDTV, but also went through a lot of painful orthodontia work. [Rumor is, he has been] complaining about having to have all the work done for the new fancy screens.”

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