How to sell a sixth floor walk-up apartment
ByAdvertise the health benefits of all those stairs:
Three Bedroom co-op-”ATHLETE’S DELIGHT” SIX FLOOR WALK-UP $385000
Perfect CO-OP that defenetely (sic) will improve your cardiovascular circulation and improve your memory (won’t forget anything upstairs) perfect for todays extremely busy, health conciencious (sic) working professional. This unit featuures (sic) three box bedroom, livingroom (sic), kitchen and a bathroom. This southern exposure unit is the perfect place to acquire peace and tranquility. Unit features high ceilings. Located six blocks from the Lorimer L and G train stop and three blocks from the JMZ Marcy ave. stop. Maintenance $455.
Spotted on Craigslist, New York.