Paul Berger is a staff writer at The Forward. His articles have appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, The (London) Times, The Daily and Guardian.co.uk.

Jan
07

How to sell a sixth floor walk-up apartment

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Advertise the health benefits of all those stairs:

Three Bedroom co-op-”ATHLETE’S DELIGHT” SIX FLOOR WALK-UP $385000

Perfect CO-OP that defenetely (sic) will improve your cardiovascular circulation and improve your memory (won’t forget anything upstairs) perfect for todays extremely busy, health conciencious (sic) working professional. This unit featuures (sic) three box bedroom, livingroom (sic), kitchen and a bathroom. This southern exposure unit is the perfect place to acquire peace and tranquility. Unit features high ceilings. Located six blocks from the Lorimer L and G train stop and three blocks from the JMZ Marcy ave. stop. Maintenance $455.

Spotted on Craigslist, New York.

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