Continuing the advertising theme, what on earth were the bods at Fox thinking when they approved this ad for Geraldo at Large? Note the open-necked shirt, the loose tie and the jacket thrown nonchalantly over the shoulder. Is it me or does he look like an extra from Boogie Nights?

This man has had a tough day. Gosh, it’s exciting being a newsman. Check out the website for more inadvertent entertainment.

(Does anyone have a photograph of Melvyn Myers? I think I spy a “separated at birth.”)