Jun
23
GQ and Jessica Simpson
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Look what landed in my mail box one hour ago!
My version actually says “GOD THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY: Jessica Simpson and 75 Other Reason to Love America.”
Other headlines include Saddam in his underpants (belatedlyalright, I admit this one is a story about the soldiers who guarded Saddam) , How to be the best dressed man in America (wear clothes that fit), and Cheezboiger! Cheezboiger! In search of the greatest hamburger in the nation.
I can think of better reasons to love America. And better things to do with my time than read this rubbish. I shall not be renewing my subscription…
4 Comments
June 24th, 2005 at 7:36 am
Still, you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting…
June 24th, 2005 at 10:14 am
Hehe. I don’t know what Googel ads are showing at the moment, but the top two right now for me are “ALl the Dog Clothes” and “Designer Dog Clothes!”
March 1st, 2006 at 2:38 am
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting. It is natural. We are ALL humans and we ann burp and fart out of the same place. It isn’t like celebs are gods! get over it people!
October 7th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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