Blame the British

An interesting email arrived in my inbox this morning:

The New York Times Declares:
“Something Profound is Depressing British Youths… And We See Few Solutions”

Philadelphia, PA – March 14, 2007 – In a March 10th article that spans an entire page of America’s most prestigious newspaper, The New York Times, there is a piece about the mystery depression of Britain’s young people.

The article says that they spend all of their time drinking, drugging and doing petty crimes.

May we say that we know what is illing these young adults…GUILT!

They feel guilty about being the wayward sons of such an evil empire that has spread so much destruction over the past half-millennium around the globe.

Only reparations will release these youngsters and allow them to live productive lives.

So, Britain, we urge you, do what is right and pay the reparations bill.

Find out all the truths about the British in “The Evil Empire: 101 Ways That England Ruined The World,” in bookstores and online April 23rd, 2007. Visit www.evilempirebook.com for a sneak preview, press and enhanced features.

Visit our newly launched website and learn the truths for yourself:

UPDATE:: Our houseguest Aidan adds that anyone who claims that Britain’s youth are going out drinking and taking drugs because they feel guilty about 500 years of oppression in the world has obviously never been to Britain. Maybe they just like getting ******!

Now, it’s time to head to the beach….