Inferior Design

Who would live in an apartment like this?

Whoever buys this New York apartment advertised on the Corcoran website. (The photograph is no. 5 of 13.)

Apparently the broker was stuck with a photograph of an empty room, so he asked Simon if he could help by adding a bit of color with a few pieces of furniture.

Prepare for a summer of Corcoran apartments adorned with more precious works of art, state-of-the-art entertainment systems and, knowing Simon, a well-stocked bar.