July 2008


Englishman in New York31 Jul 2008 11:31 pm

I leave for Martha’s Vineyard tomorrow for one week. This holiday could not have come at a better time. Work has been manic and the humidity in New York has not let up for a long time. I haven’t had chance to read it yet, but this article in the New York Times Magazine will hopefully keep me entertained for some of the journey:

One afternoon in the spring of 2006, for reasons unknown to those who knew him, Mitchell Henderson, a seventh grader from Rochester, Minn., took a .22-caliber rifle down from a shelf in his parents’ bedroom closet and shot himself in the head. The next morning, Mitchell’s school assembled in the gym to begin mourning. His classmates created a virtual memorial on MySpace and garlanded it with remembrances. One wrote that Mitchell was “an hero to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back. . . . ” Someone e-mailed a clipping of Mitchell’s newspaper obituary to MyDeathSpace.com, a Web site that links to the MySpace pages of the dead. From MyDeathSpace, Mitchell’s page came to the attention of an Internet message board known as /b/ and the “trolls,” as they have come to be called, who dwell there.

/b/ is the designated “random” board of 4chan.org, a group of message boards that draws more than 200 million page views a month. A post consists of an image and a few lines of text. Almost everyone posts as “anonymous.” In effect, this makes /b/ a panopticon in reverse — nobody can see anybody, and everybody can claim to speak from the center. The anonymous denizens of 4chan’s other boards — devoted to travel, fitness and several genres of pornography — refer to the /b/-dwellers as “/b/tards.”

Measured in terms of depravity, insularity and traffic-driven turnover, the culture of /b/ has little precedent. /b/ reads like the inside of a high-school bathroom stall, or an obscene telephone party line, or a blog with no posts and all comments filled with slang that you are too old to understand.

Something about Mitchell Henderson struck the denizens of /b/ as funny. They were especially amused by a reference on his MySpace page to a lost iPod. Mitchell Henderson, /b/ decided, had killed himself over a lost iPod. The “an hero” meme was born. Within hours, the anonymous multitudes were wrapping the tragedy of Mitchell’s death in absurdity.

Someone hacked Henderson’s MySpace page and gave him the face of a zombie. Someone placed an iPod on Henderson’s grave, took a picture and posted it to /b/. Henderson’s face was appended to dancing iPods, spinning iPods, hardcore porn scenes. A dramatic re-enactment of Henderson’s demise appeared on YouTube, complete with shattered iPod. The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, a 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for a year and a half.

Malwebolence (NYT Mag)

(Via Daily Intel)

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Englishman in New York29 Jul 2008 09:34 am

Anguished cries will ring out from cubicles around North America today. It seems that Hasbro has finally stuck the knife into Scrabulous…and twisted.

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Scrabulous users have known for months that Hasbro was planning on putting the unofficial Scrabble site out of business. A couple of weeks ago EA launched its own Facebook Scrabble app with Hasbro’s blessing. And in the past 24 hours Hasbro succeeded in forcing Scrabulous off Facebook.

It looks like you can still play on Scrabulous.com. But somehow playing via Scrabulous.com is nowhere near as rewarding. I know, I’ve tried.

The irony is that I was asked to be a beta tester for EA’s new version of Scrabble at the beginning of this month and, to be honest, I thought it was pretty good. The one and only problem I could find was that because the rights for Scrabble have been sold to two different companies in two parts of the world, I could only play EA Scrabble with people in North America. Which is kind of ridiculous considering the main benefit of internet Scrabble ought to be that you can play with anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Since I liked the look and feel of EA Scrabble I was planning on using EA for games in North America and Scrabulous for playing with friends in Europe. Not anymore.

You would have thought that since Scrabulous is so popular, Hasbro would have thought a little more before doing something like this. Then again, anyone who has read Stefan Fatsis’ paean to Scrabble, Word Freak, would know that Hasbro has never been all that interested in helping the game anyway.

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Englishman in New York28 Jul 2008 11:24 pm


Call me naive, but I have a pretty high opinion of the NYPD. I certainly feel safer in New York than London. But watching this video I have my doubts. According to Gawker (via Gothamist and the NYT’s City Room) the cyclist was arrested while the cop has been put on “modified assignment” pending an investigation. Though what on earth the poor guy on the bike could have been doing to warrant this kind of treatment beats me.

Bully Cop Shoves Man Off Bike (Gawker)
Police Investigate Officer in Critical Mass Video (City Room)
Video of Cop Assaulting Cyclist at Critical Mass Ride (Gothamist)

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Englishman in New York28 Jul 2008 11:32 am

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Apple’s prickly CEO does not take kindly to Joe Nocera probing persistent rumors of his ill health:

On Thursday afternoon, several hours after I’d gotten my final “Steve’s health is a private matter” — and much to my amazement — Mr. Jobs called me. “This is Steve Jobs,” he began. “You think I’m an arrogant [expletive] who thinks he’s above the law, and I think you’re a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong.” After that rather arresting opening, he went on to say that he would give me some details about his recent health problems, but only if I would agree to keep them off the record.

Apple’s Culture of Secrecy (NYT)

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Englishman in New York25 Jul 2008 12:34 pm


Here’s another video I came across during my research lately. Couldn’t we all do with a bit of cheering up at the moment? I know I certainly could.

The Judy Garland Show (Wiki)

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Englishman in New York23 Jul 2008 09:28 am


I was doing some research last night into the 1950s variety programs “Your Show of Shows” and “Caesar’s Hour” when I came across this incredible sketch by Sid Caesar and Nanette Fabray. Amazing to think that Caesar performed original comedy every week in front of a studio audience with no cue cards and no second takes.

Sid Caesar (Museum of Broadcast Communications)

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Englishman in New York21 Jul 2008 10:37 pm

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Spotted in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, this weekend.

UPDATE: I think I ought to explain that when I cycled past this shop at the weekend, I first thought that it was offering “Kung Fu Insurance.”

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Englishman in New York18 Jul 2008 09:48 am


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With all the fuss over the New Yorker front cover and the McCain cartoon it’s refreshing to see something that sends up all of the candidates so effectively…and without causing offense.

Interesting though that while JibJab riffs on McCain as a warmongering, cancer-ridden geriatric, liable to have a heart attack any minute, the best it can come up with for Obama is a Disneyfied, unicorn-riding wuss.

(Via Ben Smith)

Time for Some Campaignin’ (Jib Jab)

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