I’ve never been very good at sport. I’ve tried Judo, Karate, swimming and T’ai Chi and given up very soon afterwards. My football-playing nickname was Talentino because I had none. I was the kid that got picked before the last kid for a football game (that’s soccer to the rest of you). I was the penultimate sporting failure.
I hated games (or physical education or physical training or whatever you call it) at school. I have vague memories of horrifyingly cold, damp afternoons being forced to run distances my legs could not carry me and my wheezing lungs could not cope with. I still can’t believe that teachers actually made me attempt high jump, long jump, discus and javelin! I have no co-ordination. I am not a good dancer.
I am moderately good at chess and slightly better at Scrabble; I scored 110 points in one move yesterday playing the word flaxseed for a BINGO across a triple word score. I have learned, somehow, to throw a Frisbee. My sporting prowess ends there. Or it would have done if I hadn’t joined the gym…and started this blog.
I joined the gym when I arrived in New York two years ago as a counterpoint to the fact that I would be quitting my 15-year heavy smoking habit. For an unathletic asthmatic I was a champion smoker. In the days when I smoked cigarettes by the pack I could chomp through 20 Benson and Hedges in less than a day. When I moved on to rolling tobacco I was smoking a 12.5 gram bag a day. To do that you have to smoke more than you don’t smoke.
So here I was in New York. Jobless. And there was no way I was letting my then girlfriend (now wife) pay for my habit. So I quit. And I joined the gym. Since then I have lost, gained and lost something in the region of eight pounds. Not much. I have considerably fewer chins than I used to have but still more than you will see on Broadway billboards or the cover of magazines. It’s my mini, unremarkable victory.
What is remarkable though is that in the past year I have started to enjoy going to the gym a few times a week to mull over story ideas or to forget about writing completely. I usually run for ten minutes and then workout in the weights room for half an hour.
Last night, in anticipation of today’s calorific Thanksgiving feast, I decided to skip the weights and concentrate on cardio, starting with a little run. So I hopped onto the treadmill, I pushed the button for the 5km track, gave myself a slight incline, and I ran.
At six minutes I noticed that I was not out of breath and that my legs felt fine. At around 12 minutes I was still in pretty good condition; I noticed that at my current speed I was less than half way around the course. At 18 minutes I was approaching the longest time I had ever run on a machine and I started to think “what if you ran around the whole bloody track?” I remembered all of those cross country runs at school that I could never finish and I thought, “I might just be able to do this…and when I get home, I can blog about it.”
Yes, dear readers, knowing that I would be able to blog about it the following day pushed me on for the next 14 minutes to an EiNY record. I ran five kilometers—three puny miles—that most fit people probably run three or four times a week. The last six minutes were hell but I did it in just under 32 minutes. And it felt good!
Now on with Thanksgiving! On with the turkey and potatoes with huge dollops of mayonnaise! On with the wine and the beer and the chocolate! Bring it on!
Thanksgiving Links:
Clive Davis provides Christopher Hitchens’ take on Thanksgiving.
How not to cook a Thanksgiv-ing tur-key in a deep fat tur-key fry-er. (Via boingboing)
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